polambals

Scene 1

My purpose of existence in this world is not to get married alone. ok..i can accept that marriage is a part of life...
Morning 8:45

My uncle's brother in law had come to my house and i was getting ready for the office
Uncle: Endi eppadi ulliya erundiyana yaaru di unna kalyanam pannipa? (Who will marry you
if you are this much skinny)
me (very coolly): Kalyanam pannikadavana patti en mama kavala padanum (y should i bother abt someone who is not going marry me)
Uncle(not leaving): unakku aprum enna madhiri kizhavan than kedaippan (Then u will get a old person like me)
Me: (smirk) adhanala enna mama naan ungaleye kalyanam pannikkeren . ( that's ok uncle .
I'll marry U) ;-)

Scene 2

Is being lean a sin? y y always people think that i don't eat anything:D
9:30AM
I'm on my way to temple. Met my periamma(aunt) and mother on the way.
Aunt (very affectionately) : endi kanna evalo oliya erukka. sapdanum da chellam.( y r u
so lean dear. u have to eat a lot sweetheart)
she doesn't know that i eat loads cheese, ice cream and items that would increase my weight everyday ;-)
Me: naan saptundu than erukken periamma, udamba than poda mattengaradu( I'm easting
aunty. But i'm unable to gain weight) :-)
She then gave me a lecture of how to gain weight and how much should i eat to gain
weight. I was patiently listening to it with a smile(no other go).

Scene 3

At last one can correlate me with my mom:D
7:30PM
Gudharavahanam(temple festival) is going on.I was standing with my mom. A neighbour of us
in our hometown meets me after 10 years.
Neighbour aunty: udambu eppadi vatti poduthey di( you have become lean). chinna vayasu naana
kunda erundiya (you were fat in ur childhood)
Me shyly smiling..
N.A: unga amam madhiriye erukku ( u look like ur mom).. Me blushing .. believe me i was on top of the world, mainly because my mom is smart and gudlooking and if i look like her means.. he he.. not always do i get such a compliment u c..

Scene 4

Reality.. internal beauty is more important yaar:D

7:35PM

I met my friend off course with a broad smile.
she: hey do u have cousin who is a yoga instructor
me(smirk): my cousins don't even know the spelling of yoga leave alone being the
instructor.
she: actually we (she and another friend) were feeling that the instructor's face is very similar to urs.... she was hesitating to say something. ..
Me: tell me yaar.. what's the matter
she: actually ur face look like .. (more hesitation and with a broad grin).. a shield know
..immediately.. don't mistake me yaar... he he..
I could have kept quiet:-(.
Y y it always happens with me. Kaduvula naan 5 nimisham sandosham erukkaradu porukaliya. (Oh my god, can't u c me happy for 5 min)...????????????